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good 10 Things India doesn't have (in no particular order):
1. Door knobs
2. fly swatters
3. cheddar cheese
4. shoes that fit.
5. traffic laws
6. crosswalks
7. petty lawsuits
8. BEEF
9. french manicures
10. green beans or peas or lettuce.
10 things India does have (dido)
1. flies that aren't scared of you
2. bolts on all the doors (even the kitchen)
3. MANGOS and Guava and Lychees
4. Cockroaches
5. Cows in the road (never on your burger)
6. Chickens the size of Godzilla
7. Cables sticking out of the middle of the road.
8. lightswitches that shock (occasionally electricute) you.
9. Chipatees (flat bread made fresh for you!)
10. Dahl (discover the glory of the versatile lentil)
July 25 2005, 18:19:21 UTC 6 years ago
you have the new coldyplay??
July 28 2005, 13:03:30 UTC 6 years ago